“The greatest politician since Hitler!!!”
Donald Trump is a man with a lot of money who gets his ideas about the world from the Simple English Uncyclopedia, although he explains them in much more simple words so as to please the kind of people who would like him.
Right now he wants to take over the world, and a lot of old people think this would be very good. This is his plan for taking over the world:
- Force all the people with darker skin than him to leave America.
- Keep all the people with darker skin than him from coming into America.
- Fight all the people with darker skin than him around the world.
- Make all the people whose skin is not darker than his work for him and his friends while taking most of the money.