This is the front page of the Simple English Uncyclopedia. Uncyclopedias are places where people work together to write funny encyclopedias in different languages. We use Simple English words and grammar here. The Simple English Uncyclopedia is for everyone! That includes
children and adults who are learning to make understandable funny articles.
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- Use Basic English vocabulary and shorter sentences. This is because this site is full of retards, foreigners, high school girls, and George W. Bush. Make sure any dumb can understand them.
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Warning: This isn't Wikia. Every time you write "Wikia" or "Wikipedia" on this wiki, you have to cross over the word. Till now we have 221 articles, but that doesn't mean that you aren't willing to create more. We hope you'll
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